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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Mom Meme

Sent on by the incomparable ALALA.

1. What does your mom always say to you?

Aurora: I love you.
Calliope: SIT!

2. What makes mom happy?

Aurora: Me kissing her and hugging her.
Calliope: dog?

3. What makes mom sad?

Aurora: Me doing something bad.
Calliope: dog.

4. What does your mom do that makes you laugh?

Aurora: Tickles me.
Calliope: dada?

5. What was your mom like as a child?

Aurora: A sweet little girl who is always bossing her mom around.
Calliope: cheese?

6. How old is your mom?

Aurora: About 24 or 28.
Calliope: CHEESE.

7. How tall is your mom?

Aurora: 70 or 60- I don’t know.
Calliope: Want cheese.
(the real answer is 5’ 8”)

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

Aurora: Hug me and kiss me and tickle me.
Calliope: Cheese? (with wild gesturing towards the kitchen)

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?

Aurora: She thinks about me.
Calliope: CHEESE!

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

Aurora: A kissy.
Calliope: (pouting)

11. What is your mom really good at?

Aurora: Work.
Calliope: (lip trembling)

12. What is your mom NOT very good at?

Aurora: Hugging me, because she always squishes me.
Calliope: (apparently I’m not very good at hopping to and providing cheese)

13. What does your mom do for her job?

Aurora: Designs.
Calliope: (full on fit, with running back and forth to the kitchen)

14. What is your mom’s favorite food?

Aurora: Crabs.
Calliope: CHEEEEEEESE! (with more tears)

15. What makes you proud of your mom?

Aurora: Kissing.
Calliope: DADA! DADA! CHEESE!

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

Aurora: Sleeping Beauty
Calliope: (Has wandered off to find someone more malleable)

17. What do you and your mom like to do together?

Aurora: Kisses.
Calliope: (wanders back in with string cheese)

18. How are you and your mom the same?

Aurora: Our lips.
Calliope: Dada. Cheese. Juice?

19. How are you and your mom different?

Aurora: Our eyes and our hair. Including the glasses.
Calliope: Juice?

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

Aurora: She kisses me.
Calliope: JUICE?

21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?

Aurora: Store.
Calliope: JUICE!

22. Where is your mom’s LEAST favorite place to go?

Aurora: Restaurants.
Calliope: JUICE! (with wild gesturing towards the kitchen)

2 comment(s):

HA! Fabulous! I want your kids. We should trade.

By Anonymous alala, at 6:29 PM  

Funniest thing I have read in a long time...

By Blogger waltzingmathilda, at 9:15 PM  

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