Mom Meme
Sent on by the incomparable ALALA.1. What does your mom always say to you?
Aurora: I love you.
Calliope: SIT!
2. What makes mom happy?
Aurora: Me kissing her and hugging her.
Calliope: dog?
3. What makes mom sad?
Aurora: Me doing something bad.
Calliope: dog.
4. What does your mom do that makes you laugh?
Aurora: Tickles me.
Calliope: dada?
5. What was your mom like as a child?
Aurora: A sweet little girl who is always bossing her mom around.
Calliope: cheese?
6. How old is your mom?
Aurora: About 24 or 28.
Calliope: CHEESE.
7. How tall is your mom?
Aurora: 70 or 60- I don’t know.
Calliope: Want cheese.
(the real answer is 5’ 8”)
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Aurora: Hug me and kiss me and tickle me.
Calliope: Cheese? (with wild gesturing towards the kitchen)
9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
Aurora: She thinks about me.
Calliope: CHEESE!
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Aurora: A kissy.
Calliope: (pouting)
11. What is your mom really good at?
Aurora: Work.
Calliope: (lip trembling)
12. What is your mom NOT very good at?
Aurora: Hugging me, because she always squishes me.
Calliope: (apparently I’m not very good at hopping to and providing cheese)
13. What does your mom do for her job?
Aurora: Designs.
Calliope: (full on fit, with running back and forth to the kitchen)
14. What is your mom’s favorite food?
Aurora: Crabs.
Calliope: CHEEEEEEESE! (with more tears)
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Aurora: Kissing.
Calliope: DADA! DADA! CHEESE!
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Aurora: Sleeping Beauty
Calliope: (Has wandered off to find someone more malleable)
17. What do you and your mom like to do together?
Aurora: Kisses.
Calliope: (wanders back in with string cheese)
18. How are you and your mom the same?
Aurora: Our lips.
Calliope: Dada. Cheese. Juice?
19. How are you and your mom different?
Aurora: Our eyes and our hair. Including the glasses.
Calliope: Juice?
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Aurora: She kisses me.
Calliope: JUICE?
21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
Aurora: Store.
Calliope: JUICE!
22. Where is your mom’s LEAST favorite place to go?
Aurora: Restaurants.
Calliope: JUICE! (with wild gesturing towards the kitchen)
2 comment(s):
HA! Fabulous! I want your kids. We should trade.
By
alala, at
6:29 PM
Funniest thing I have read in a long time...
By
waltzingmathilda, at
9:15 PM
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