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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

My husband is a big sucker....

and other things you probably knew already.

File under- Don't Think You Can Plan Your Life...


Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.


So, as many of you know, the "technicality" listed on my sister's site is that I am, in fact, pregnant.

Was a great surprise to me, let me tell you, as I spent most of January and the beginning of February thinking I had the worst case of flu ever.

So, despite thinking we had it all planned out, one kid, maybe a dog in the future, life's gotta give you a little kick in the pants to change things up.

Yeah life! Bastard.

Not that we're unhappy- in fact the husband appears to be very happy indeed (he can also keep his breakfast down- bastard). Was just unexpected. Alala thinks we shoud name the new bugger "Reefer". What do you think?

File under- Hah...

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The husband is also a huge sucker, especially for my daughter, who LOVES the Justice League. Recently, the Flash has been a favorite of hers, as she says she can run just like him (not true, in fact, not even close, but I'm not telling her), and last night we saw an adult t-shirt with him on it. Well, of course she just HAD to have it, and gave every cute face she has to sucker her father in.

It worked.

So, I called him a sucker.

And then she said:

"Thank you! Sucker!"

Also...

She doesn't get mad at me very often (I know this will change), and never for a long time, but this weekend was a little different. She was impatient the WHOLE weekend, asking for things over and over (I can't STAND that), so on about the hundredth time she asked for a treat, I said No, and if she asked again,there would be no treat tomorrow either.

She asked again.

So, I calmly told her about her "no-treat" future, to which she stormed up stairs and proceeded to yell in her best protest fashion:

"Momma's Mean!"
"Momma's Mean!"
"Momma's Mean!"

This lasted at LEAST a half hour.

Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Anything else? Not that I can think of!

4 comment(s):

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By Kevin Smith, at 1:00 PM  

Aw man! I thought you weren't gonna tell! You could just start mentioning him in September, like, "Reefer kept me up all night" and people'd be all, "who/what the hell is Reefer?" Haw.

Well anyway, congratulations, and I'll understand if you don't want to call him Reefer. Smedley's okay too.

By alala, at 3:05 PM  

Finally admitted it in public...and yes life truly is unexpected and I am still laughing
md

By Anonymous, at 12:11 PM  

When there is two of them, they will gang up on you and take you down, sucka!

By waltzingmathilda, at 10:48 PM  

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