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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

A Sophisticated Conversation Between Two "Adults"

Conversation started because of this:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-stevensarrest
&prov=ap&type=lgns



Kevin:
what a bonehead - gotta wonder if he doesn't have a drinking problem stemming from other issues

Kevin:
I mean, when is the last time you heard about an NFL player getting drunk on Margaritas?
not the manliest of drinks out there

Kelly:
please
the addition of tequila makes everything manly

Kevin:
the drink is even named after a woman
please

Kelly:
but she was a MANLY woman
I mean
did you see the mustache on that chick?

Kevin:
real men don't drink frozen drinks

Kelly:
No
men who aren't confident in their own manhoods don't drink frozen drinks
I mean
are you casting aspersions on your father?
Who loves a good margarita?

Kevin:
well, duh
I also guarantee you when he was Stevens' age he didn't drink them
you get softer as you age

Kelly:
Kev
he didn't drink them when he was Steven's age
cause he had never heard of them
he was still in sliced cheese and mayo on bread land then

Kevin:
that's hardly the point

Kelly:
it is so

Kevin:
nuh uh

Kelly:
uh huh

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Kelly:
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Kevin:
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Kelly:
juvenile!

Kevin:
brat!

9 comment(s):

She started it!

By Kevin Smith, at 10:54 AM  

Did not!

By Kelly, at 10:55 AM  

So very sad to see two supposedly mature adults act this way!

By Anonymous, at 11:41 AM  

Did too!Did too!Did too! I can't hear you lalalalalalalalala!

By Kevin Smith, at 1:56 PM  

I don't know why anonymous supposes you two are mature - must be someone who doesn't know you.

That said, all the married couples I know have conversations like this. Yep, all of us. In fact, sometimes I think I married DrBob so I could have half a chance at getting the last word.

By alala, at 5:50 PM  

Why waste our time with this post? Almost all of your conversations go like this...

By waltzingmathilda, at 7:44 PM  

I agree with Jamee....been there done that...got the t-shirt but it did'nt fit....dad

By Anonymous, at 9:04 AM  

"WHITE" bread
L'HommeBlanc

By L'HommeBlanc, at 9:49 AM  

With Miracle Whip

By L'HommeBlanc, at 9:52 AM  

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