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Stupid Movies We (Kev and I) Love:(in no particular order)
History of the World: Part I
Oedipus: [walking around collecting donations] Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! Hey Josephus!
Josephus: Hey, motherfucker!
Bananas
Fielding Mellish: I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
The Waterboy
Lawrence Taylor: Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack.
Animal House
Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
PCU
Droz: What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.
Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore: [to Bob Barker] The price is wrong, bitch.
Super Troopers
[Ursula meets Foster at a restaurant. Ursula is dressed as a biker, Foster is dressed as a cyclist]
Foster: Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.
Young Frankenstein
Igor: My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.
Airplane!
Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker.
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
Blazing Saddles
[the lynch mob comes across a toll-booth in the middle of the desert]
Taggart: Someone's gotta go back for a shit-load of dimes!
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