Time to give everyone the...
Ah- Thanksgiving time again. A special few of you have been invited to my house for Thanksgiving (you know who you are!) and the rest of you must drool in vain. Not that we don't want you there, we do. But not enough to invite you. Sorry.
This year's menu:
Crab Dip
Cajun Crudite
Deviled Eggs
Stuffed Celery
Orange Glazed Grilled Acorn Squash
Garlic Roasted Asparagus
Cider Braised Greens
Herb & Apple Stuffing
Oyster Stuffing
Mashed Potatoes with Mascarpone, Leeks and Garlic
Spice-rubbed Turkey
Bourbon Cranberry Sauce
Pumpkin Pie
Chocolate Cheesecake
Eat your hearts out!
P.S. Just kidding. Those who don't die of ptomaine poisoning after eating at my house usually just don't want to come back.
4 comment(s):
Oh my God that is so not true! Don't listen to her, people! Nobody died, the emergency-room thing was just a joke, that's all.
word verification word is "ldebsdfn." That's a clue, isn't it? Let me interpret it... l... deb... Little Debbie... sdfn...sduffn...stuffing! Little Debbie Stuffing!
ew.
By alala, at 5:24 PM
Yeah, I guess I didn't tell you about the fatalities, did I...
By Kelly, at 8:27 AM
and there was one year on Orlando that the turkey needed to be plucked and massaged by Kev!!!!
Dad
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