You're the vulgarian, you f@$%!
So, Kevin and I in the car again today, and we start talking about a person I know who likes to discuss his religion, in sort of that offhand manner that indicates everyone understands exactly what he means, agrees, and worships thusly. Not true, of course, but that's the way he acts.Kevin tells me his solution to this sort of thing is to goggle his eyes at the person and ask, "Have you accepted The Great Pumpkin as you personal Savior? Have you?! Would you like to hear my testimony?"
Kevin lives in his own happy world, doesn't he?
Then, for no other reason than because I was irritated by this person, and started cursing my head off, we began discussing the best usages of the word f@$% (This is a family-oriented blog you know. Alright, it isn't, but my mother reads it- okay?).
My personal favorite is cute little Joan Chen in The Blood of Heroes (one of my all-time favorite movies), growling "f@$%ing f@$% f@$%!" during a match, right before she bit off some dude's ear. Very cool.
Kevin likes "You're the vulgarian, you f@$%!" from A Fish Called Wanda.
Another noteable example:
From the Battle of Shaker Heights (and yes, I realize its not f@$%- its still good though):
Lance: Why are you dicking with me, you little dick. You wanna play, dick face?"
Kelley: Wait, you just used "dick" as a noun, adjective, and a verb.
Anyone else have favorites out here?
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