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Patriside...1. My roommate and I once: tie-dyed my ex-boyfriend's underwear and socks.
2. Never in my life have I: jumped out of a speeding car.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: Kevin (the house gnome)
4. High school was: like a series of revolving doors.
5. When I'm nervous: I conjure up every possible scenario so I can deal with them properly.
6. The last time I cried was: Can't remember.
7. If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: Same as they were initially (though I would want to add my sisier-in-law, Jeanne- I've always regretted that).
8. Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone e-mail your deepest secret to all your friends? Run naked. Thought I don't think I have any deep secrets. Maybe I hid them away. Like Zaphod.
9. My hair: is ALWAYS messy.
10. When I was 5: I lived some place, but I can't remember where.
11. Last Christmas: my daughter got an OBSCENE amount of gifts. I'm cutting back this year, just for the shear principle of it.
12. When I turn my head left: I see a poster I designed that I never particularly cared for.
13. I should be: more patient, more empathetic, and more sympathetic. But I think its a lost cause.
14. When I look down I see: paint stains on my jeans.
15. The craziest recent event was: my sister, brother-in-law and his sister and I drove to Akron of all places last night, saw a show, then drove back. And I still got up and went to work this morning. On about an hour of real sleep.
16. If I were a character on "Friends" I'd be: um, the one who doesn't watch it and therefore doesn't know what's going on? Someone nearby just told me I would be "Phoebe".
17. By this time next year: I hope I have my garden in hand.
18. My favorite aunt is: hmm. Tough one. Maybe one of the ones I don't know very well?
19. I have a hard time understanding: algrebra.
20. One time at a family gathering: I made my poor husband and father recane a chair, with no experience and a paragraph of instructions. They did a great job.
21. You know I like you if: I actually talk to you.
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank: would be me. Hell- I won the award!
23. Take my advice: don't listen to a word I say.
24. My ideal breakfast is: a tuna wrap with good coffee. Or just good coffee.
25. If you visit my home town: Tell me which one actually counts as the hometown- there's been so many.
26. Sometime soon I plan to visit: Florida. Pray for my survival (if you do that sort of thing).
27. If you spend the night at my house: I'll make you a good dinner.
28. I'd stop my wedding if: I couldn't find the groom.
29. The world could do without: Georger Bush.
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: stand for another term with George Bush.
31. The most recent thing I've bought myself is: White Castle.
32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: a book.
33. My favorite blonde is: my daughter.
34. My favorite brunette is: my husband.
35. My car must have a sign on it that reads: NO comic sans.
36. The last time I was drunk: I might have been tipsy last night. A little.
37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: Harpies.
38. I shouldn't have been: so surprised when my sister told me she thought I was ADD. She's totally wrong, but, I shouldn't have been surprised.
39. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? Yup.
40. Last night I: saw Tom Waits. Live.
41. There's this woman I know who: writes lesbian novels and does cool artwork. I thought she was too scattered to do it when I knew her in college. Kudos to her.
42. I don't know: why people are amused by Paris Hilton or Britney Spears.
43. A better name for me would be: Ms. Thickasawhaleomelet.
44. If I ever go back to school I'll: study Art History or pottery- something useless but interesting.
45. How many days until my birthday?: 241
46. One dead celebrity I wish I'd met is: hmmm. I'm not much into dead celebrities. Maybe John Lennon, so I could have told him to wear a bullet proof vest that morning.
47. I've lived at my current address since: Early this year.
48. I've been told I look like: Janis Joplin.
49. If I could have any car, it would be: VW Bus.
50. If I got a new cat tomorrow, I would name it: Norman. Cause that's the name of the cat with cute fangs that keeps hanging around my house. And it totally suits him.
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