I Hate Cows...

Was that a grey hair I saw?

Saw this at Nef's Blog:

You know you're getting older when:

Your house plants are alive, and you can’t
smoke any of them.

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the
question.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of
“hook up” and “breakup.”

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as
“dressed up.”

You’re the one calling the police because
those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex
jokes around you.

You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes
anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your car
payments go up.

You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
McDonald’s leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You take naps from noon to 6 PM.

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead
of the beginning of one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

If you’re a gal, you go to the drug store for
ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty
good stuff.”

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast
time.

“I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces
“I’m never going to drink that much again.”

90% of the time you spend in front of a
computer is for real work. (KLF: Hah!)

You drink at home to save money before going
to a bar.

You read this entire list looking desperately
for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t
find one to save your sorry old ass

posted by Kelly at 3/01/2006 03:25:00 PM