I Hate Cows...

Friday, December 30, 2005

Time to embarass Rory...

So, Rora has been sick for the past few days, coughing and hacking and worst of all- constipation. So, today Kev took her to the doctor, where of course they wanted a urine sample. And luckily, first thing she said was, "Daddy, I gotta go potty" so he grabbed a sample cup and went in.

She then proceeded to NOT be constipated. Unfortunately, she also didn't have to pee. Poor Kevin. From what I heard, the conversation went a little like this...

"Rora, don't you have to tinkle?"
"I not tinkle, tinkles hiding in my butt."
"Daddy needs you to tinkle, we need to give the cup to the doctors."
"But the tinkles are hiding."
"Can't you please find them?"

Hee hee.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Here's the house we bid on

The fine people that own this house have accepted our bid...wonder what might be horribly wrong with it. I'm guessing zombies in the basement. If there are, I will train them to be my evil minions.

- Kevin

The Front -

To be Rory's room -

The Kitchen -

Monday, December 26, 2005

And to all a good night...

 
Merry Christmas everyone. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

I'm not quite the whore Mario is...

From my friend Mario's blog:

There are 228 movies below. Put an x by the movies you’ve seen. If you get more than 90, you’re a movie whore.

COPY and REPOST!


(x)Pirates of the Caribbean
(x)The Mexican
(x)Fight Club
( )Starsky and Hutch
(x)The NeverEnding Story
(x)Blazing Saddles
( )Garden State
(x)The Princess Bride
(x)Young Frankenstien
( )AnchorMan
(x)Napoleon Dynamite
( )Saw
(x)White Noise
( )White Oleander
(x)Anger Management
(x)Rocky Horror Picture Show

Total Here : 11

(x)50 First Dates
(x)Jason
(x)Scream
(x)Scream 2
(x)Scream 3
(x)Scary Movie
(x)Scary Movie 2
(x)Scary Movie 3
(x)American Pie
(x)American Pie 2
(x)American Wedding
(x)Harry Potter
(x)Harry Potter 2
(x)Harry Potter 3
( )Harry Potter 4
(x)Resident Evil I
(x)Resident Evil 2
(x)The Wedding Singer
( )Little Black Book

Total Here : 17

( )The Village
( )Donnie Darko
(x)Lilo & Stitch
(x)Finding Nemo
(x)Finding Neverland
(x)13 Ghosts
(x)Signs
( )The Grinch
(x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( )White Chicks
( )Butterfly Effect
( )Thirteen going on 30
( )I,Robot
(x)Dodgeball
(x)Universal Soldier
(x)A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( )Along Came A Spider
(x)Deep Impact

Total Here: 10

(x)KingPin
(x)Never Been Kissed
(x)Meet The Parents
( )Meet the Fockers
(x)Eight Crazy Nights
( )A Cinderella Story
( )The Terminal
( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( )Passport to Paris
( )Dumb & Dumber
( )Dumb & Dumberer
(x)Final Destination
( )Final Destination 2
(x)Halloween
(x)The Ring
(x)The Ring 2
(x)Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
( )Practical Magic
(x)Chicago
(x)Ghost Ship
(x)From Hell
(x)Hellboy
(x)Secret Window
(x)I Am Sam
(x)The Whole Nine Yards
( )The Whole Ten Yards
(x)The Day After Tomorrow
(x)Child's Play
(x)Bride of Chucky
(x)Ten Things I Hate about You
( )Just Married
(x)Gothika
(x)Nightmare on Elm Street
(x)Sixteen Candles
(x)Bad Boys
(x)Bad Boys 2
( )Joy Ride
(x)Seven
(x)Ocean's Eleven
(x)Ocean's Twelve
(x)Bourne Identity

Total Here : 29

( )Lone Star
(x)Predator I
(x)Predator II
(x)Independence Day
(x)Cujo
( )A Bronx Tale
(x)Darkness Falls
(x)Christine
(x)ET
(x)Children of the Corn
( )My Boss' Daughter
(x)Maid in Manhattan
(x)Frailty
( )How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( )She's All That
(x)Calendar Girls
(x)Sideways
(x)Mars Attacks

Total Here: 13

(x)Event Horizon
(x)Ever After
( )Forrest Gump
(x)Big Trouble in Little China
(x)X-Men 1
(x)X-Men 2
( )Catch Me if You Can
(x)The Others
(x)Freaky Friday (The original)
(x)Ring of Fire
( )Hot Chick
( )Swimfan
( )Miracle
(x)Old School
( )Ray
( )The Notebook
( )K-Pax

Total Here : 9

(x)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( )A Walk to Remember
( )Boogeyman
(x)Hitch
(x)The Fifth Element
(x)Star Wars episode I The Phantom Menace
( )Star Wars episode II Attack of The Clones
(x)Star Wars episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x)Star Wars episode IV A New Hope
(x)Star Wars episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x)Star Wars episode VI Return of The Jedi
(x)Troop Beverly Hills
( )Swimming with Sharks
(x)Air Force One
(x)For Richer or Poorer
( )People under the stairs
( )Blue Velvet
(x)Sound of Music
(x)Parent Trap
(x)The Burbs
(x)The Terminator
(x)Empire Records
( )Meet Joe Black
(x)A Clockwork Orange
( )The Order
(x)Spiderman
(x)Spiderman 2
(x)Amelie

Total Here: 22

( )Mean Girls
(x)Shrek
(x)Shrek 2
(x)The Incredibles
( )Collateral
(x)The Fast & The Furious
( )2 Fast 2 Furious
( )Sky Captain Of The World Of Tomorrow
( )Closer

Total Here : 4

(x)Titanic
( )Saved
(x)Bowling For Columbine
( )Farenheit 9/11
(x)The Sixth Sense
(x)Artificial intelligence
(x)Love actually
( )Shutter
( )Ella Enchanted
( )Princess Diaries 1
( )Princess diaries 2
(x)Constantine
( )Million Dollar Baby
( )Envy
( )Eurotrip
(x)Malibu's Most Wanted
(x)Big Daddy
(x)Black Sheep
(x)The Breakfast Club
(x)West Side Story

Total Here : 11

(x)A Christmas Story
( )Spanglish
(x)Pulp Fiction
( )Sleepover
(x)The Evil Dead
(x)Killer Klowns From Outer Space
( )Seed of Chucky
(x)Vanilla Sky
(x)Nightmare Before Christmas
(x)Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
(x)Interview With The Vampire
(x)The Crow
( )Purple Rain
(x)Wayne's World

Total Here: 10

(x)Wayne's World 2
( )21 Grams
( )Blow
( )Edward Scissorhands
(x)Clerks
(x)Beauty and the Beast
( )Guess Who
( )Monster In-Law
( )Elf
(x)Stuart Little
(x)Stuart Little 2
(x)Chasing Amy
(x)Dogma
(x)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Total Here : 8

(x)Beetlejuice
(x)The Last Samurai
(x)The Amityville Horror
( )The Aviator
(x)Romeo and Juliet
(x)Barbershop
( )Beauty Shop
(x)Legally Blonde
( )Legally Blonde 2
( )The Forgotten
( )Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
(x)The Grudge

Total here: 7

Grand Total: 149

I am SO over Johnny Damon....

SI.com - MLB - Yankees give Damon 4-year, $52M deal - Wednesday December 21, 2005 2:21AM

Sevensies...

Hmm, a seven things meme from Anna, let me see...

Seven things to do before I die:
1. Buy a house.
2. Raise the monkey-child to be a better person than I am.
3. Save the world.
4. Travel the world (some more).
5. Move to Maine.
6. Write a book.
7. Run a marathon.

Seven things I can (or will) not do:
1. Give up coffee.
2. Give up chocolate.
3. Give up.
4. Be humble.
5. Relax.
6. Conform to standards.
7. Stop learning.

Seven things that attract me to my spouse:
1. His sense of humour.
2. His strength.
3. His ability to see the absurd in life.
4. His intelligence.
5. His eyes.
6. His optimism.
7. His... well its certainly none of your business, is it?!

Seven things I say most often:
1. !$!!#@!
2. I lost my...
3. Egad.
4. I love you.
5. Whatever.
6. 1... 2... 3...
7. Are you kidding me?

Seven books (or series) I love:
1. Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore.
2. Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins.
3. God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, by Kurt Vonnegut.
4. Fool on The Hill, by Matt Ruff.
5. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
6. Jasper Fforde's Tuesday Next series.
7. Pest Control by Bill Fitzhugh.

Seven movies I watch over and over again:
1. The Thin Man Series
2. Brazil
3. Jaws
4. Harold and Maude
5. The Professional
6. The Fifth Element
7. Delicatessen

Seven people I want to make suffer would love to see play along:
1. Kevin.
2. Mario.
3. Jamee.
4. Michael.
5. Ann Marie.
6. um...
7. I don't know anyone else...

Thursday, December 15, 2005

and the Official Christmas pics are here...


Monday, December 12, 2005

I'm pretty proud of this...

Kev's mom had an old picture of Grandmom that needed some repair:

And here it is after a couple of hours of work:

House I did bid on...

The front:

The livingroom:

The livingroom (with fireplace):

The kitchen:

The back:

The view:


We'll see if we get it!

Friday, December 09, 2005

Guess I picked right...

Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

You would make an excellent:

Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor

The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.
What's Your Ideal Career?

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

House I might bid on...





Saturday, December 03, 2005

And the Christmas insanity begins...

Friday, December 02, 2005

I LOVE this quote...

Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for
anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push
them down a flight of stairs.

From overheard in the office.