Too late! As my first act of mayor, yesterday I declared that 1)everyday was my birthday, therefore I am major for life and 2) you are an infidel. I have ordered my loyal hoardes to seek you out and destroy you. The nice man at the hardware store has cheerfully provided the town with the necessary pitchforks and other pointy things.
oh cool, comments work again! What I wanted to say is that I'm glad the hobbit dress fits. Tell Jamee St. Pauli is in Hamburg, and that's a Bavarian dress your daughter's wearing. Tchah! That should be obvious!
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I never knew you gave birth to the St Pauli's girl. Shame on you...
By waltzingmathilda, at 8:13 AM
I don't even like you. And now you can't even be mayor on your birthday, so there!
By Kelly, at 8:30 AM
Too late! As my first act of mayor, yesterday I declared that 1)everyday was my birthday, therefore I am major for life and 2) you are an infidel. I have ordered my loyal hoardes to seek you out and destroy you. The nice man at the hardware store has cheerfully provided the town with the necessary pitchforks and other pointy things.
By waltzingmathilda, at 10:42 PM
oh cool, comments work again! What I wanted to say is that I'm glad the hobbit dress fits. Tell Jamee St. Pauli is in Hamburg, and that's a Bavarian dress your daughter's wearing. Tchah! That should be obvious!
By alala, at 6:07 AM
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