Get thee to a nunnery! You're no Martha Stewart...
So, I just listed off to my sister everything I need to do for Thanksgiving, which for us will start tomorrow, when the hordes begin arriving. Hah- I'm such a wuss- how can you have a horde of eight? Then again, it is MY family...Anyway, I have to:
clean the oven
recane two chairs
pick up some folding chairs
grocery shop
clean the house
bathe the cats
clean out the car
and start the cooking
I'm going to join a nunnery, and live in blessed silence for the rest of my life. It seems the only reasonable solution.
3 comment(s):
If it were anyone else, I would say you were a total wack job for trying to get all that done before Thursday, but I've seen you in action. You've done that much before breakfast. You go, girl.
By alala, at 12:20 PM
No, no. She is a total wack job. But she met the devil at the crossroads and he gave her magical Thanksgiving/Martha Stewart powers
By waltzingmathilda, at 11:48 AM
I am NOT a wack job!
By Kelly, at 12:22 PM
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