What were you thinking??
Judi Dench? What was on your mind? Karl Urban, how could you follow up LOTR with this? And Colm Feore... okay, that one I can see.I know, they must have sent you a contract that made it seem as if Sam Mendes was directing Shakespeare, but in the little bitty fine print it said, "We're lying, you have to be in The Chronicles of Riddick, a really stupid sequal to a really stupid movie which will star Vin Diesel, yes, Vin Diesel. And not only that, but Karl Urban has to have the worst mullet on the face of the earth. Ha ha!".
Here's the plot summary from IMDB:
Riddick, now a hunted man, finds himself in the middle of two opposing forces in a major crusade. Colm Feore plays Lord Marshal, a warrior priest who is the leader of a sect that is waging the tenth and perhaps final crusade 500 years in the future. Judi Dench is Aereon, an ambassador from the Elemental race. She is an ethereal being who helps Riddick unearth his origins.
Yes, its that bad.
And I watched the whole thing. I blame Kevin.
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