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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: Craft Brew Version

Dec 23rd, 2009 | By Kevin M. J. Smith | Category: Brew Ha Ha, Featured Article

It’s a little rough, but here’s a little Christmas Cheer for my readers…
‘Twas the night before Christmas and through the Brew Haus
Not a creature was stirring, except brewmaster Claus
For the month before while it rained snow and ice
Local brewers were busy making beers filled with spice
During the month beer fans searched their liquor stores with [...]



Beermetheus: Truly a titan

Dec 22nd, 2009 | By Kevin M. J. Smith | Category: Brew Ha Ha

In ancient (Beer) Geek Mythology, Beermetheus was said to have stolen beer from the Gods and bestowed it upon man, making man’s world a brighter, foamier place. For this Beermetheus incurred the wrath of Zeus. All hail Beermetheus, bringer of beer, and he who defied the Gods. Yea Beermetheus – Truly a titan.



Definitions, part 1:

Dec 15th, 2009 | By Kevin M. J. Smith | Category: Brew Ha Ha

Beeritation: n, emotion 1. The act of being irritated by drinking inferior beer, whether served, or just because a restaurant’s selection is limited. 2. Being irritated by problems arising while home brewing. 3. The act of being beeritated.



Keg Love

Dec 9th, 2009 | By Kevin M. J. Smith | Category: Brew Ha Ha

It’s a quirky love story, but one we all know. We see that person with all the curves in the right place. That perfect physique from across the room – our breathing gets shallow and we are filled with anticipation and trepidation as we approach, because we all know, it’s what’s on the inside that [...]



Philosophy of Zymurgical Cultures 101

Dec 8th, 2009 | By Kevin M. J. Smith | Category: Brew Ha Ha

Cartesian Beery – Imbibo proinde ergo sum. I drink therefore I am. Or to take it farther – I drink beer, therefore I am happy.